A handbook for the ridiculously cool-cool girl.

A road map to living a badass life.

A reference for school (not).

A directory of all things crafty.

An inspiring diary thing that stokes you out.

Or just think of it as the punk rock Girl Scout guide.

The Coolest Daybook Ever provides you with the answers when you are bored, in love, hungry, bored, tired, antsy, bored, in a bad mood, bored, or feeling badass and, well, you know, all that stuff.

We wrote it for the pure sake of spicing up your life and for the sake of a cooler cool-girl world. And, well, we wrote it for fun!

It's everything to every girl. OK, well, maybe not, but it is a handy little book written in an effort to make your life funner. And, well, to make our lives funner, too...

That way your life can be full of zip and zing! And you can do lots of neat things. And you will never, ever be bored again. And you will always be boss. And love thyself till you can't stand it no more.

There are 365 days' worth of exasperating, relaxating, rejuvenating, exclamating, complicating, super-amazing, ultra-glazing, funk-da-crazing things to do, make and ponder.

Yes, we said ponder.

So get crackin'.

And welcome to...Hay, Day!

Yo. You know and we know that some holidays fall on different dates each year. So, when we say, "Today is Easter," we know it may not actually be Easter. In other words, not all dates are exact. Go with it. Read ahead, read behind, read upside down. But go with it. Merci.

The mornings suck.

You know the drill. Alarm goes off, you make grumpy noises and resist the temptation to fall back asleep as you push yourself or (like Keva used to do) make yourself fall off the bed and stumble to the bathroom to pee and haphazardly wash face, brush teeth and apply deodorant.

Then you stumble back to your room, bump into a few walls here and there, lazily throw on the first items of clothing you can find, pull hair in pony, grab backpack and mosey off to work or school, whichever the case may be.

Either way, you know you don't wake up to the world for at least 45 minutes and even then, you're a bit foggy in the eyes.

WELL, NO LONGER! From this day forward make a new pact: