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Monster Blood Tattoo - Book Two: Lamplighter

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Monster Blood Tattoo - Book Two: Lamplighter

Two
months have passed since Rossamund Bookchild began his
apprenticeship as a lamplighter at Winstermill. Although a worthy
occupation, training as a lighter is proving to be frustrating for
the young foundling. First, being a week late (due to an adventure
that could have been straight from one of his favorite pamphlets)
earned Rossamund the disparaging nickname of “Master
Come-lately” from the Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod. Then,
because of his small stature, Rossamund can barely accomplish the
task of lighting a lantern. Making and administering potives seems
to be the only skill he’s good at, but even that hasn’t
earned him much respect from his sergeants and peers.

One evening, Rossamund’s regiment becomes involved in a
monster attack when they rescue a group of calendars who were
forced to travel at night after being turned away at another
cothouse. Mysterious and often dressed in bizarre outfits,
calendars are “a society of women --- lahzars, skolds,
pistoleers, and the rest --- set to doing good, protecting the weak
and pursuing other noble causes.” Rossamund is given the task
of acting as liaison between the calendars and lamplighters who
have long had an uneasy alliance. He is especially baffled by
Threnody --- the inexperienced wit who nearly caused a catastrophe
during the battle --- a rather haughty and formidable girl who, the
young lighter discovers, is also unhappy with her own chosen
profession.

The next day, news spreads of the battle and, for the apprentices
involved in the killing of the fearsome monsters, of the impending
acquirement of their first cruorpunxis, or monster blood tattoos.
For Rossamund, a monster blood tattoo is not a sign of heroism but
often of confusion. He could care less about having one, but to
voice his opinion carries the risk of being branded a sedorner, or
“monster lover” --- an accusation punishable by death.
Also, there is the rather surprising development that Threnody ---
a girl and a calendar no less --- has been granted permission to
train as a lamplighter. Threnody joins Rossamund’s regiment,
and the two prentice-lighters form a strange comradeship.

Meanwhile, Rossamund meets Numps, a retired seltzerman who survived
a deadly theroscade years ago, but remains a tragic figure of his
former self. Rossamund is a little unnerved at first by the
invalid, but is more concerned by the treatment from other staff
within the manse. Fortunately for Numps’s allies --- and
later Rossamund himself --- the leer Sebastipole and the physician
Dr. Crispus are there to offer a kind word and assistance whenever
they can.

Rossamund is also reunited with Miss Europe, the Branden Rose, who
makes him another job offer. However, Rossamund still feels that he
must keep his oath that he made when he accepted the
Emperor’s Billion regardless of any worry he may have.

Tensions grow within the manse as news arrives of increasingly
frequent monster attacks throughout the Empire. In addition, the
displeasure and sway of Winstermill’s bureaucracy is becoming
more evident. Then, Rossamund’s worst fears come true and the
lamplighter’s future is once again in limbo. As the young
foundling realizes, the line between good and evil isn’t
always clear.

While reading to find out the fate of Rossamund and his comrades, I
was surprised at how heavy this book is in both the figurative and
literal sense. Over seven-hundred pages long, it wouldn’t be
that clichéd to refer to this as a “monster book.”
Although a bit too lengthy, the main problem that I felt hindered
an enjoyable reading experience was that there were numerous
phrases in the Explicarium that weren’t even briefly defined
throughout the story. As a result, I found myself having to
cross-reference the Explicarium (as well as that of FOUNDLING)
several times before I even made it halfway through the novel.
However, despite this issue, I still found the book to be quite
interesting.

With much mystery, heart-thrilling action, and an eccentric cast of
new and old characters, LAMPLIGHTER is the second installment of a
fantastical trilogy that will continue to surprise readers.

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Reviewed by Sarah Sawtelle on October 18, 2011

Monster Blood Tattoo - Book Two: Lamplighter
by D. M. Cornish

  • Publication Date: May 1, 2008
  • Genres: Fantasy
  • Hardcover: 736 pages
  • Publisher: Putnam Juvenile
  • ISBN-10: 0399246398
  • ISBN-13: 9780399246395